Thursday, October 06, 2011

Sk8er Boy Steals Stapler from Library, then Returns It

A young man with a skateboard surreptitiously pocketed a large stapler which was available for public use at a Victoria University library in Melbourne today. The incident was witnessed by another library patron and reported. However, when the man was apprehended leaving the premises, he claimed that he had left the stapler on a desk on his circuitous way to the door. His claim was verified, when he showed library employees where he had left it and he was allowed to walk free. It has been speculated that perhaps his girlfriend may have told him to stop being stupid and return it.

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